How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Latern?
With a pumpkin patch
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Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.
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What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties!
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Where do ghosts use their boats?
The Eerie Canal.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
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What is a ghost’s nose full of?
Boooooogers!
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What type of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo Jeans.
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
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What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
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What do you call a skeleton who won’t do any work?
A lazy bones.
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Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
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What’s a vampire’s least favorite song?
Another One Bites The Dust.
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What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
Boo-berries
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Where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs?
At the ghost-ery store
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What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
Bone appetit!
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Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
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Where do vampires keep their money?
In the blood bank.
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